While he lives near enough to the campus - at Cavenagh Road - to walk to work, a shuttle bus in the morning is 'hard to resist'. The self-professed 'compulsive cricket watcher' mostly wants to go home - to England - for the cricket. 'The season coincides with vacation at SMU so that won't be a problem,' said the affable professor.
Q How do you feel about football? Do you care for David Beckham at all? A I was brought up in Wales, where rugby is the national game. The present state of Welsh rugby causes me deep depression. England's performance in the World Rugby Cup was better than could possibly have been imagined.
Q Former American president Dwight D. Eisenhower once said of the British: 'If you think they are soft, ask yourself how they came to get the English language spoken in every country on Earth.' What would the world be like now if the English language had not become the global lingua franca? A Je ne comprends pas.
Q What do you think is the best legacy the British left behind in Singapore? A A first class legal system is a start, though I may be biased.
Q The English drink more tea per capita than any other country in the world. What is the secret to enjoying a good cuppa? A My mum made a disgusting cup of tea, which put me off English tea for life. I drink tea only in Chinese and Japanese restaurants.
Q Apparently, the British also buy more lottery tickets than anyone else in the world - about 75 per cent of adults in Britain play the lottery at least once a week. What is the fascination with getting rich quick? A I have never bought a lottery ticket. You get much better odds at the races.
Q In a poll a few years ago, the British voted Sir Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time. Charles Darwin, William Shakespeare and Sir Isaac Newton came in only fourth, fifth and sixth respectively. Do you agree with this ranking? A On the great Day of Judgement, when God asks the English what they have done to avoid being exterminated, I think we should push Darwin, Shakespeare and Newton forward as the Germans' Beethoven and Italians' Da Vinci and Michelangelo. As someone who was alive in 1940 and can remember German bombs falling at the end of the road, I'm forever grateful that Churchill was at the helm. Surveys of this kind usually give too much weight to recent events. I would certainly not have voted for Princess Diana or John Lennon.
Q How does Singapore's wet and humid weather compare to London's? A In England, 50 days in a year have perfect weather. The only problem is, it is impossible to predict in advance which day it will be.
Q 7. For a country so steeped in history and culture, why have you not developed a national cuisine beyond fish and chips? A Have you never had roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?
Q Having studied and taught at Oxford, what would you say is the biggest misconception people have of this revered institution? A That it is the same as how it was 50 years ago.
Tip Try not to eat too much,
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